Santa, don't jump! It's a wonderful life!
You should know that, they
play it every Xmas.
Don't jump! You'll be impaled on that fake light-up tree.
On Christmas
morning Bobby and Suzy will wake up to find that Santa hasn't eaten the
cookies that they put out for him, and that Santa hasn't put presents under
their tree.
Instead, they'll find an old dead guy in their yard, and they'll
cry.
Ho Ho HUM, You Say...? Send Us Better Stuff.
Do you sniff your nose at these puny displays and proclaim "Hah! That's nothing - you should see MY yard"?
Send
us your photo of the biggest, baddest, brightest
Xmas display in the county!
Better Yet - Snitch!
Do the inflatable figures in the yard 3 doors down threaten to lift small automobiles? You don't have a camera?
Give us the address and we'll get it on film.
Remember it's not un-neighborly if it's true.
And there's nothing wrong with snitching... er, taking pride in your own Xcess, too!
Tell us where and we'll immortalize you in celluloid.
